The way you make a phony claim,
Try to evade your blame,
Try to persuade for money,
... none of it's funny!
Libel is liable to render you useless,
It certainly causes unpleasantness,
(2nd time through: It's senseless. Defenseless.)
3rd time: Nevertheless, you claim...)
All the while you claim to sell light,
Though your heart is as dark as a moonless night.
At least now I know your real deal --
Lie, cheat and steal.