Oh, my goodness! My pants I may piss, When I think about this. Oh, gee whiz! Guess I flunked the quiz, Watch as my hopes fizz. Sure looks like I screwed myself, Redefined the meaning of wealth, Yeah, screwed, Yet... still having a loose screw, I screw you, too, As though you've been chewed, And, spit out. Now, all we can do, Is pout. How many lumps? Yeah, it's messed up, The way we dump, Yeah, it's messed up, Wouldya like another lump? How many lumps? Ohhh, 3 or 4, Thump, thump, thump, Thank you, Sir, May I have another, Thump! Oh, please... 1 more! Thud! Spillin' my blood, How much can we endure? Screwed, Muddled, Messed, And, trashed. Screwed, Bewildered, Muddled, Squirmed and thrashed, No, "At last!" ... just past.
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