We're going to war,
To enforce peace,
Will this lunacy,
Ever cease?
We defecate in our drinking source,
We deficit in our spending course,
We promote humanity through force,
While our families favor divorce.
What could be worse?
(Besides your hearse?)
I mean things are getting crazy,
Really, really crazy,
Things are getting crazy,
Or, is it just weird?
The way things appeared?
Things are getting crazy,
I'd go so far,
As to say bizarre.