Oh my goodness,
What is this monkey business?
People runnin' round... acting like animals,
Making our race into some sorta fools.
Behaving worse than any 'ole pig,
Prouder than a cock... actin' real big,
Stubborn as a gosh darn mule,
Demanding how he must rule.
Kicked in the family jewels,
They don't play by the rules,
Blind-sided by stinky (dirty, rotten) bullies,
Won't you have some mercy... pleeeease?
Oh my goodness,
What is this monkey business?
Gobbly gook and non-sense,
By those ignorant and thuroghly dense.
... tend to make me feel sooo tense,
When I'm in their "holy" presence,
Oh my goodness,
What is this monkey business?